This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011
by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023
by Mustard plane June 21, 2021
A plan that you've schemed out and know is gonna work. Perfect for explaining to someone through song
Grover Fischoder: Would you like to hear my master plan?
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!
by lonercollector September 29, 2022
by rodroddy April 17, 2014
It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!
by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 29, 2023