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kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR
by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025
mugGet the grassmug.

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009
mugGet the Grass Wistlemug.

Grass

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
mugGet the Cant Touch Grass Syndromemug.

grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you
by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022
mugGet the grass lightingmug.

Grass

Something you've never touched because you spend your free time in the urban dictionary
Person 1: hey, ima go touch grass.

You: what's grass?
by .Sir July 11, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

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