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We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass
Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental
by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018
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Cancer

Other name for Jake Paul
Jake Paul is cancer!
by ZahraaMarvelFan August 8, 2017
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Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales
I am dying of sale cancer
by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
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Cancer

All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"
by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019
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Cancer

The Pokemon Community is cancer.
by ItsMonsta June 11, 2018
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