dead on the reeds

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

by snakemanjames August 19, 2009

Mostly Dead

The state between dead and almost dead. Symptoms include not being able to move, or speak (other than to groan "true love") and not breathing very much. Can be cured by chocolate coated magic pills of unknown origin, administered by those handy dandy wizards and their wives who usually frequent the forests around fairy tale castles.

Well it just so happens that your friend here, is only mostly dead...

by ZandoBob January 18, 2018

dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.

The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

deadly dead

It means that your laughing so hard Your stomach is getting cramped up.

I was deadly dead when my mom thought I was taking out the trash.

by Kitkatloverr200 April 3, 2020

Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

Dead house

A dead house is an abandoned house. A term used mostly by urban explorers.

I love taking pictures of dead houses, what's left behind definitely tells a story!

by GoldilocksCG February 19, 2019

Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021