thands 

Adjective: Used to describe something that would qualify as awesome, rad, cool, or all of the above. It may be used following the word "hardcore" or "the", but original uses of the word are allowed.

Dude #1: "That's the thands, man"
Dude #2: "I know, right?"

Dude #1: "That's hardcore thands."
Dude #2: "You don't need to tell me twice."

thands by Frost Eternal December 15, 2008

guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

guido thanksgiving by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

pop dem thangs

To shoot a gun or guns

"Yo son if they start trippin we about to pop dem thangs"

pop dem thangs by mwccliff September 20, 2006

thanks.txt 

Derogatory term for a final internet forum post before one leaves for good in which all gripes, complaints,angst,etc. are aired in front of the world. Generally assumes that most people care about ones departure when in fact they do not. I.E. "Thanks for al the memories".
Usually results in post deletion/banning of offender.

What happened to ChoadToad?

He thanks.txt'd and got banned.

thanks.txt by ZoroasterD July 22, 2004

Thanksgiving Clapback 

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

Thanksgiving Clapback by Gladilay November 20, 2017

Thanasi 

The greatest man alive

Me

Thanasi by Thanasi August 24, 2003

Thanks for the Invite 

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

Thanks for the Invite by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011