Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture

Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019

Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.

"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"

by unkillbilly December 27, 2018

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

Glove Tan

Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.

Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.

Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.

by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018

Tan

A person who, at the age of 14, will look like a 24-year-old but will behave like a shitty little 4-year-old

I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just Tan

by Imamerican September 15, 2018

Ranger Tan

Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".

"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".

by Mrawesomesauce101 October 1, 2018