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Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
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Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
by Josh April 13, 2004
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taking a grieb

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.
"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"
by Batman89 December 27, 2007
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Talking that game

Bob: imma be talking that game to Jamey, so I can go to the prom with her .

Jon : I see you
by Niaa0411 December 16, 2016
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taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.
Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!
by big man steve July 29, 2018
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Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.
"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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taking back sunday

the best kick-ass band to ever exist!
"hey whats your fave band?"
"Taking Back Sunday, idiot! they rock!"
by xoxotigerlilyxoxo April 10, 2007
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