an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
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If you wake in the morning and it looks like someone changed their oil on your bed pillow... you may have afro-titus
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Ability to kill people in football. Does not leave anything in his trace and the other team goes home crying. All out bad ass and is good looking.
by juke puke December 6, 2011
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"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
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"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013
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Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"
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Tom: "damn son"
by elephantjosh December 12, 2015
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