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Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.
I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
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Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.
Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!
by Sugilite April 5, 2010
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Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
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EGGS TOAST AND GRITS

Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster
I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...
by Dr00py November 8, 2006
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Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.
After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.
by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009
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Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"
I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."
by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008
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Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.
by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006
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