Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Levi Farts

A scentless fart.

"Dude, I heard you just fart, but I don't smell anything! Holy crap! You have Levi Farts!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Rocker Fart

When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.

I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!

by djc5581 September 15, 2010

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

interrogative fart

A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.

Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.

by treytheFARTINGking November 16, 2010

Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.

Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.

by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010

Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks

that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting

by fujilet January 5, 2008