Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car

"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"

by Philip Swift July 14, 2019

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.

"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!

by 10Triggers November 11, 2005

Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

by hatrick5 June 5, 2010

Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).

by Merseybeat July 20, 2009

Rusty Washing Machine

A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.

Dude, I used the Rusty Washing Machine on this chick last night and it was gross!

by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 6, 2010