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Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!
by JimmmyD January 1, 2009
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Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.
by DaEif November 19, 2015
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant
“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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russian throwback

When a guy cums inside of a girl and she takes the cum that is dripping out of her and throws it in the guys face.
He was being such a dick all night so I had to give him a Russian Throwback.
by Miss Beaverhoussen May 12, 2014
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russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around
by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011
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russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks
"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"
by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017
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The Suicidal Russian

Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.
by Charlie Welch June 15, 2020
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