(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
Get the slicing the pineapplemug. by xMax.69 March 4, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug. when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
Get the pineapple lassomug. Pussy out of pineapple
by DicklessBunchOfTodds January 31, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug. by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
Get the Pineapple pizzamug. Why the fuck are you even looking this up it is pointless and stupid you have to have 0 brain cells to even think of looking this up
by Succ it February 10, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug.