greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 20, 2011

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 24, 2021

jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

Jesse Katsopolis

Jesse Katsopolis is my boyfriend

"Jesse Katsopolis... 24 years old, a musician.. or.. an aspiring musician"

by katsoran November 17, 2023

Jess sm

Jess is an amazing girl which you can trust , she saves our lives and everyone loves her.

you can use it as "cagla loves jess sm" or something like that

by ilikejessiedcutg November 03, 2020

Pulling a Jesse

Kanker krijgen

Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!

by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024