Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Pacific Beach surfer

Pacific Beach surfer - noun phrase - a fuckboy who does not think

Wesley has never seen psychotronictruth.com - what a mfing Pacific Beach surfer!

by RobMatrix March 6, 2022

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025