Shrek

An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.

Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*

by urmum100 December 13, 2018

Shrek'd'er

A shrek'd'er is one of whom shrek is within, and smites liberals; one shrekkiey boi.

Shrek'd'er mode ENGAGEDCITO!

by Veridicule December 27, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world

Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have

Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit

by Memeslip6669 January 6, 2019

shrek

see god

shrek is love, shrek is life

by uwushrek January 21, 2019

Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

Shrek

The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019