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Socks

Being parred off.

Originated: Parred -> Paired (Peared) -> Paired like socks -> socks
Girl: You have a tiny cock man wtf
Guy: ffs thats socks!
by Ed and Kieran November 9, 2012
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no socks day

no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!
boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!
by john the peep March 15, 2007
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German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?
by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008
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pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out
by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007
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It socks

It's not good. It's Bad. It stinks.

Often confused with the expression 'it sucks', as the pronunciation gives 'sox' or 'sax'.
The people who make this confusion are terribly obstinate and don't want to recognize it, but they're wrong and they should accept it !
For information, the most obstinate person actually known is named Sarra. If she reads this, she should apologize and be very very nice with the people who were right !
wooo, your answering machine socks !!! Oh really, it socks !!!
by thibault May 22, 2007
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Stockholm turd

a log of fecal matter that has been held in so long due to a lack of access to a bathroom that when a bathroom does finally become available the turd is reluctant to exit and has to be forced out seemingly against its will.
After being uncomfortably stuck in traffic for over an hour, I got home and pushed out a huge stockholm turd.
by FidRock January 8, 2008
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tube socks

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!
by gabbieee August 1, 2007
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