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Peanut Butter Status

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
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Inane Facebook Status Update

Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.

I'm so tired

I'm bored

I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
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Bipolar Facebook Status maker

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.
Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....
by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011
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Statue of Liberty

A bar stunt in which the participant dips his/her index finger into a shotglass of liqueur (typically Rumpelmintz), allows another person to light the soaked finger on fire, and then holds the flaming digit aloft while quickly downing the shot. It's imperative to place one's finger in one's mouth and liberally coat it with saliva before dipping it in the liqueur to avoid burns.
Suzy regaled her friends at her birthday celebration by demonstrating the Statue of Liberty throughout the night.
by WZK August 22, 2007
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Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
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status quo

A british band who plays the best feckin' boogie rock on the earth,giddit?
Caroline,Mystery Song,Slow Train,Down Down,4500 times
by Hedda with 2 d. March 5, 2005
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status

status, as in being in pimp status.
sophia is status. pimp status.
by sophia January 18, 2004
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