Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006

Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.

Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

Squid

Someone who is lame. Opposite of ferda

“Yo u like Spencer?”
“Nah he’s a squid”

by froggypark674 July 8, 2022

Squid

a fucking loser

that nigga larry a squid

by John Quillll April 21, 2025

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025