Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won

I'm stuck in the squid game

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Squid

a fucking loser

that nigga larry a squid

by John Quillll April 21, 2025

Squid

A loser, bum, lame asf

yall seen larry? that nigga actually a squid

by John Quillll April 22, 2025

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025