rusty spoon 

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

rusty spoon by assavengers January 3, 2009

Big Spoon 

Verb: When two people are lying downfacing the same direction; the person in back forces the other person (little spoon) onto their side which has the effect of decreasing snoring and mitigating bed hogging behavior.

Tired of her spouse's snoring, Jen was forced to big spoon him.

Big Spoon by Andrettiphobia May 4, 2011

brown spoon 

When a bloke cant get enough of another blokes ass he enjoys the "brown spoon".

Andrew loves the brown spoon, he just cant keep is tounge out of there.

brown spoon by sascha tufts June 5, 2005

Rusty Spoon 

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

Rusty Spoon by HoneyBadger89 May 4, 2015

Awkward Spoon 

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

Awkward Spoon by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

mayonnaise spoon 

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

mayonnaise spoon by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

donkey spoon 

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.

"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."

donkey spoon by Potato Balls May 6, 2016