Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

gods fidget spinner

another word for a hurricane

sh*t were getting hit with another one of {gods fidget spinner}

by squanjo September 19, 2017

The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

jewish fidget spinner

Its a dreidel

Jewish Fidget spinner Its a Dreidel
Want to do some jewish fighet spinning?
Yeah nothing like combining religion and gambling!

by Juan "Manny" Goes April 21, 2018

Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018

The Scorpion Stinger

underrated person in the total drama community

The Scorpion Stinger deserves more attention, he is that underrated

by TheScorpionSpammer July 10, 2018

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019