Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

slapdash

1. v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something.

2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery.

3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.

1. Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all.

2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you.

3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!

by Rainbow Slapdash April 6, 2014

slappin the fish

When a woman uses her hand to masturbate very fast

Sophia was "slappin the fish" when I came home this morning.

by Lowrider68 May 13, 2014

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016