Sittin' titties

Riding high due to a stroke of good fortune or luck; doing well in a particular situation or moment; in 1st place with a commanding lead, usually amongst friends; temporarily winning at life knowing things could change at any minute.

"I'm sittin' titties in my fantasy league with a 50-point lead." ; "Got upgraded and I'm sittin' titties in first class."

by stanphish December 27, 2016

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

shitting out a triangle

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.

"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

shitting mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is able to shit.

Individuals are not always sufficiently relaxed to take a shit ( to have a bowel movement ), they are not always in the shitting mode. When something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their body will not want to or be able to get rid of the solid waste until they have relaxed sufficiently to do so. Being relaxed is the key to being in the shitting mode. Hey, that calls to mind the fucking mode, the farting mode, the whatever mode, the thinking mode. Each mode is strictly dependent on a specific set of conditions.

by but for May 4, 2018

Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019