Simpin Bug

A simpin bug is a person who not only is a simp but also may cause harm (physical, mental, or emotional) to others in his path of doing so. Particularly whenever his friends call him out for it.

Friend 1:" Hey dude she doesn't like you just give it up"
Simpin Bug: "SHUT UP SHE DOES LIKE ME I KNOW IT" *pushes Friend 1 to the ground*

by Exposition67 March 29, 2020

simpine

A female simp.

Girl you gotta stop being such a simpine, he won't love you more if you let him fuck other chicks

by mligma March 31, 2020

Simpic

You’re stuck on someone but they not paying you mind so you go out and start being toxic messing around with people

Dawg you’re so simpic; Stop bring so simpic.

by Simplemente March 31, 2020

Simpious

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time

I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.

by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

simpin around

When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.

+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"

by bab0urian May 23, 2020

simpinings

when there is simp activity. (simp happenings)

i sense some serious simpinings.

by jdizz52 May 24, 2020