- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
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by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
Get the simon the seahorse mug.A very pretty girl with many friends in her life, cause she is the definition kind. She Lights up the room with her wonderful smile and much boys have a crush on her. She is sometimes very Lazy and doesn't have Desire to learn but her Grades are always good.
Simone is amazing ♡
Simone is amazing ♡
Girl 1: Did you see her?
Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.
Girl 1: Yes, you're right.
Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3
Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.
Girl 1: Yes, you're right.
Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3
by only.goodvibeshere January 5, 2022
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Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
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