Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

Ava Sanderson

She’s the bestest friend you could ever wish for and is so beautiful and gorgeous. You can talk to her whenever u want and she is the most understand person you can ever think of

(Guy 1) woah is that Ava Sanderson?

(Guy 2) yeah she’s gorgeous isn’t she

by Adelle F May 16, 2021

Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

Mrs sanders

Ap history teacher who has vaginal warts and boobs that go down to her knees

Mrs sanders loud ass alarm scared the shit out of me

by man2883829292 November 21, 2021

ashton shandor

a wanna be thug, cant run, cute, has bad bad eyebags , has style, yeah hes rly cute but he talks to to much girls.

uhh well ashton shandor a specific one too hes acts like a certain way to alot of girls and he cant run but he is a player and acts like he has hoes etc, like a 7th grader lmaoo.

by .vampanthemm December 17, 2021