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secret fight

when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.
haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."

marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."
by leah January 2, 2009
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Scrat

1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.

3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
by scratmastermoxie July 19, 2010
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Scratching your Pussy

It´s a new concept for relaxing. While you are in a comfortable place, you begin to lead one of your hands to your pussy and scratch it discreetly.
She was sitting in a couch while everyone around her saw what she was doing, it was just a relax moment, her hand was heading to her pussy to get a comfortable moment, so one boy said: you are scratching your pussy !
by neokeynesiano22 November 17, 2011
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chicken scratch

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?
by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008
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scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!
by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Scratch

The term "scratch" is often heard around a game of pocket billiards (or pool) to represent a foul in which:

1. The cue ball is pocketed
2. The cue ball is popped off-table
3. The cue ball (or object ball) fails to touch a rail after contacting another ball
It was almost the perfect break -- he sank the 8 on the snap, but still lost due to the pocket scratch.
by Giskard July 2, 2004
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