coconut surprise

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.

Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!

by Jengajam October 14, 2006

Maryvale Surprise Party

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.

I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party

by mooseantlers October 31, 2008

Sunrise Valley

At one time was the best elementary school in the world. It's status changed once it got rid of the ladder and dome and whole playground and replaced it with the terrible current one. Home of Troop 1313 and Pack 1313.

Sunrise valley is the best and you should really know it, we have good kids and good teachers and we really know it, we work and play and rest all day and that is how we show it, Sunrise Valley is the best and you should really know it!

by Sir Bat River February 25, 2005

surprise charlie

When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.

Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?
Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.

(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)

by Retard Randy March 13, 2008

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009

Arizona Sunrise

When you are fucking a Mexican immigrant and after you blow your load in 'er you turn her straight over to ICE.

I Arizona Sunrised this Mexican Maid I met in Tucson. She's back in Mexico City for life. Pregnant and I am free and clear. Yep, Lupe got the old Arizona sunrise before Trump carted her off to Mexico.

by Kris_enator July 22, 2017

Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006