spoon dexter

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking

'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'

by Joe July 2, 2004

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

small spoon

Small penis

Damn girl he had a small spoon refering to the guys penis

by stickrunner April 5, 2017

Spoon Dirty

Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period

Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!

by Julios August 30, 2007

Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.

“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”

by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008