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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
mugGet the Smurf Frecklesmug.

mama smurf

When A girl fucks yoi but keaves you blue-balled
Man this girl mama smurfed me last name what a dick
by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
mugGet the mama smurfmug.

Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
mugGet the Smurf orgymug.

smurf

smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
you're a smurf you son of a smurf! go to smurfville you smurfin smurfer!
by Robby Cnawsome August 22, 2007
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty
Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.
by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019
mugGet the Smurf tracker/killermug.

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
mugGet the papa smurf's hatmug.

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