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Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976
by Simples1976 August 6, 2021
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Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
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Simon

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.
by Tippeki October 6, 2023
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Simone

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...
by Barth.knk April 3, 2024
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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