Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simone

Simone is the best name for a black girl and gives you the power to do anything

Boy: Hey Simone
Girl: Hey

by Coolgil November 12, 2022

bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that

Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.

by hgaekelv May 14, 2024

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

SIMONE

usually a tall gay italian guy , he likes to hang out and tease female people , he is the kind of guy to buzz around even when he is not invited , he is funny althought he uses the same jokes for years straight, he likes to save girls numbers as "love" even if they do not know him.

"look at that guy ,he must be gay!
"yeah , he is a SIMONE after all.

by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021

Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024