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Get the Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells mug.The act of transitioning from a typical state of mind to one of a drug-induced state of mental fatigue where it becomes difficult to follow a train of thought or converse logically with others, without arousing suspicion
Pardon, Mortimer, have you noticed Nathaniel straight slipping today? The word on the street is that he has been up for two weeks on ice.
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Get the slipping liquid mug.I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!
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Get the slipping liquid mug.Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023
Get the Shopping-Shits mug."Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
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