Call of Shame

The act of calling a bar the morning after a bender to see if they have your debit or credit card.

I woke up the next morning with a hangover and an empty wallet. Reluctantly, I made the Call of Shame to Crossroads to see if they had my credit card.

by tomcanrunwell January 25, 2010

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drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work

Last night was fun but I had to do the drive of shame this morning. Very embarrassing!

by monkeylady June 2, 2009

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fish shaced

The act of being heavily under the influence of alchohol and marijuana. So much so that you not only mispronounce shit faced as fit shaced, you also include fish for the added effect of the marijuana.

Person #1: (Takes hit off blunt) "Fuck brahomes, I am fish shaced."
Person #2: "Take a seat. Take a goddamn seat."

by Sir Edmund Montecrisco September 2, 2006

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Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.

"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."

by Jezebel's Baby December 9, 2008

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mock of shame

1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.

2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.

"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"

by fivetastic March 12, 2009

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