Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020

Your self

Ugly, very ugly!

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!

by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020

self love

yes i wrote a nice thing about my name because i’m cool like that

self love

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo March 9, 2021

self homicide

The act of killing oneself

I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here

by Bdubbz23 April 5, 2021

Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 3, 2021

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011