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readit

Past tense:
Red - it

Future tense:
Reed - it

Verb:
To read something.
To have already read something.
Steve told me to read the rulebook, I told him that I already readit.

The Redditors of Reddit complained that they didn't know the Reddit rules, so I told them to go readit again. The Redditors of Reddit came back saying they couldn't readit because the rules were written with red ink on a red reed.
by Mr. Some1one October 2, 2020
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Ready to Watch

A 12 year old British youtuber who does cool videos.
I think ready to watch is a great youtuber.
by cupshgtrghgh October 14, 2020
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Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom
by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020
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readpotter

readpotter is a tiktokker with 10k followers, she makes aethestic content and loves Harry Potter
Person 1: omg do you know who readpotter is?

Person 2: yea she’s my idol!
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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Retadism

The condition of being so god damn stupid that you've passed the point of Retardism and we have to drop a whole R just to show the significance of it.
Guy 1: "Did he seriously think it would take 10 Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: "I don't think I've ever seen this level of Retadism."
by Dumbass510 March 5, 2021
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reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵
person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro
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read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.
"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"
by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021
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