reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

readerist

like racist but against niggas who read shit

"nah man, that's readerist"

by rahmads May 26, 2016

read the paper motherfucker

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

readerphile

A guy who likes taking girls to the fairground, normally works on the roof

Readerphiles off to the fair again with a tan from working on the roof

by Bigjohn October 25, 2018

Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.

Instead of using smartphones, read two books

by erfan20120 November 4, 2018

Readdified

When someone is trash, lies, cheats, snitches, robs, jacks, sucks dick, thinks he is hot shit but is just fuck boy peice and is just garbage.

Hey met this new guy named Ray last night

Girl stay away from him he is readdified

by Anti-Rendon March 10, 2019