sagatory rape

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.

I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

by RandomintheTimeZone May 21, 2014

Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

Rape Me ATM's

ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.

Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.

They have ATMS at the concert.

Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.

by lindy September 3, 2007

Raker

An adjective used to describe a positive tangable or untangable object or situation. Often used in the North East of England.

A: What ye been buying at Greggs like?
B: Bought meself a chicken bake
A: How is it?
B: It is proper raker

by Swagger Cookie April 8, 2010

reverse gang rape

when one person rapes a gang or group of people. the opposite to gang rape.

i went into a room where i proceeded to reverse gang rape a large group of homeless men.

by Ginger D July 10, 2010

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Foot Rape

When a Person sitting across from you at a table puts their foot in your lap and begins to sexualy stimulate you. the other foot holds your chair tightly in place so you cant leave.

"woah man, lauren got foot raped by cameron in english class the other day."
"i know! her Cooch smells like socks now."

by magicalunicornmayonaise. October 3, 2009