Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.

“Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.

by OMP August 25, 2022

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

cat-rubber

The smell of skunk as experienced around or on pavement, roads or parking lots. Evoking burned rubber smell of cars.

Did someone peel out of the driveway? I smell something.

No, just cat-rubber from a few streets over.

by jayescottowens April 30, 2022

Burnin’ rubber

When you jerk off with a condom on.

Jared is weird and lonely; I bet he likes burnin’ rubber.

by 30master May 12, 2022