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aqua queer

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.
Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................
by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013
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Happy Queer Month

June, Specifically June the 2nd. This is the month and day where we celebrate people who are LBGTQ+ People across the Globe!
Zussman: It's June 2nd, Nothing is going on, The fuck is happening?

Robert: It's Queer Month, Dumbass

Zussman: HAPPY QUEER MONTH!!!!
by Mastermind at being an idiot December 21, 2019
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Drop the queer

When you are driving through the hood and you see that one gay white kid and you role down your window and scream drop the queer nigga.
He is to mentally faggotted to respond to you.
Drop the queer Nigga
by YourNiggaJeffery July 7, 2019
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beer queer

That guy who is drunk and starts making gay jokes about each other, either male or female
Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"

Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
by Penny89 November 15, 2009
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snow queer

Gay black man that only has sex with white gay men.
Snow queer? Bwa-Haha!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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canonically queer

Canonically queer are prime queer rep! They are queer. They get to live. They get to love. They are our happy ending queer rep we've been looking for.
Did you know that *insert two characters* are canonically queer!
by IM QUEER AN IM HERE February 18, 2021
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Armalite Queer

A typical person who is a fan of plastic rifles made by Armalite, a gun manufacturing company in the USA. Armalite is most famous for producing the M16, which is regarded as an all around piece of shit. So in essence,

A person using a FAL or a FAMAS isn't technically an Armalite queer, since both aren't made by Armalite, but Fabrique Nationale.
I'll prefer my AK-47 over your plastic piece of shit, you armalite queer.
by Captain Crapeye October 4, 2009
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