Psychotherapist

A person which you pay for a thousand dollars an hour to "nod".

Patient: I was raped when I was 6 years old.
Psychotherapist: *nods*

by Amabahbish August 11, 2019

Psychophant

Someone who watches another person lie so much that their pants actually light on fire and burn to ashes. Then they tell that person they "look great" in those pants while the people around them look on in horror and embarrassment.

You must be a crazy psychophant if you think that lying 2-bit grifter IS YOUR annointed SAVIOUR!

by TruthDiggler November 23, 2020

Psychopath

Psychopath is a person that is mentally unbalanced and poor human control as they have a deranged and disturbed mind; their personalities are crazy demented, perverted, criminal, amoral and unpredictable. They exhibit antisocial behavior, inability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, they're often prone to committing violent acts, have extreme egocentricity and show no remorse and empathy for anything that they have done, that is either embarrassing or crazy and don't care about anyone who they hurt as they care about nobody else, except for themselves. They fail to learn from the consequences of bad experiences whenever something has gone wrong as they're impossible to be disciplined and they don't learn from their past mistakes and take it out on others.

A psychopath can also be a sadist as well, which can make them even more dangerous and more violent. As there is a difference a sadist on its own can feel a small bit of remorse of that a psychopath cannot.

And most psychopaths are killers and dangerous, not all psychopaths are serial killers and homicidal maniacs.

A psychopath is on the same level and has similar traits to a sociopath such as being manipulative and inability to feel remorse and shame, but psychopaths are worse and most of them are murderous (but not always) while sociopaths are against society.

You're a psychopath! What you did was wrong!! You don't care what you did.. YOU'RE MAD!!!

by Superweapon221 September 4, 2013

psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.

"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"

by Rosie December 9, 2003

Psychological Finger

The psychological Finger is the PC version of giving someone the real Finger. The recipient will only realize they have been given the Psychological Finger long after the fact when they realize that you had no intentions of following through with a promise to either help or get back to them.

You " Boss, I need a new Computer, mine is very slow"

Boss "Sure, no problem, I will send an e-mail to IT and instruct them to get you a new Computer"

You call IT two weeks later to ask whether your Boss had sent the e-mail only to find out it was never sent.

You realize your Boss had given you the Psychological Finger in your original meeting.

by PeterUK January 18, 2008

psykit

Awesome person. likes guns, computer games and comic books. Sucker for accents.

"OMG psykit's here!"

"Look at psykit's frag count"

"She aspires to be a psykit"

by acousticclare March 26, 2009

psychobiblical

A psychobiblical person is somone that takes every line in the bible way to seriously and attempts to force their beliefs on everyone in the room. They also use their beliefs to justify the rediculous, psycho shit they do.

Becca: Oh yeah, so how'd it go with man candy last night??

Sarah: Ha. Don't get me started. Five minutes in he went psychobiblical on me. I left, said I had to feed my cat.

Becca: Oh, that's too bad. When'd you get a cat?

by Avezy September 5, 2009