premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020

preemptive defensiveness

1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.

2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.

3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.

1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.

2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.

3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!

by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020

prampy

when you're wearing fancy clothes but they're very very wrinkled

Jessica claimed that she bought a new dress for the wedding, but she didn't iron it so she just ended up looking very prampy.

by capri.vesta April 19, 2020

Preaper

Zzz IM No PREAPER

MATH noooooooo! im no preaper

by praeper April 21, 2020

premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

by orangefiend May 25, 2020

premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.

The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.

by MRMNYC June 15, 2020

premastication

pre-chewing, or kiss feeding is the act of chewing food for the purpose of physically breaking it down in order to feed another that is incapable of masticating the food by themselves. This is often done by the mother or relatives of a baby to produce baby food capable of being consumed by the child during the weaning process. The chewed food in the form of a bolus is transferred from the mouth of one individual to another, either directly mouth-to-mouth, via utensils, hands, or is further cooked or processed prior to feeding.

Premastication is a way to feed infants or baby animals.
He took care of the bird and gave it premasticated food until it became stronger.

by So_good July 21, 2020