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Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 10, 2018
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Prem

Similar definition to sick , or cool, it means something that is good and fresh and trendy!
“That coat it prem innit
by ThOrPeYnUgGet November 20, 2018
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Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
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premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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Premature sendication

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.
I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.
by SisterSue October 4, 2019
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prehumptuous

Definition #1

When either sex assumes that they will be getting some action later on in the date.

Definition #2

The act of rubbing one out pre-date under the premise of getting some action post-date and not wanting to disappoint sexually, therefore eliminating any chance for a second date
Dave: shall we take this back to my place or yours?!?
Tina: well that’s awfully Prehumptuous of you....
by Ak-Rider November 19, 2019
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Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas
He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation
by Its_tufty December 8, 2019
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