Plushie Pervert

Creepy old men or women who collect lots of plush animals and fondle them inappropriately.

Did you see how Jack is holding and squeezing that stuffed doll? Look where his fingers are, that plushie pervert!

by Bitterman59 July 24, 2025

Plush

1 - A cuddly item for in your bed or something (also known as a plushie)
2 - chubby body

'She had a plush body.'

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Plushious

The combination of plush and luscious.

Sam: “Was that girl we saw across the crowd Emily?”

Augustus: “Nah I got a good look at her, her lips were nowhere near as plushious at Emily’s definitely wasn’t her. She was still pretty hot though.”

by CarthOnasi71 August 12, 2025

Plushnik

The irresistible urge to poke or prod something soft, fluffy, or squishy, just to see what it feels like. Often happens with plush toys, pets, pillows, or desserts.

"I saw that hamster’s cheeks and had to plushnik them."
"Don’t leave me alone with that marshmallow cake… I’ll plushnik it."

by MiloMeleReid15 August 14, 2025

Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

by POPOES23 October 4, 2025

plus chicken

A gambling square that has (+xxx) odds. The underdog in a game.

"Yeah bro the 49ers are plus chicken this weekend against the fucking saints lmfao, I'm going all in."

by 54degen October 8, 2025

Plush

Platonic crush. A strong, non-romantic emotional attraction to someone — like a crush, but softer, soul-deep, and 100% platonic. You don’t want to date them; you just wish they were in your life as a friend, mentor, or magical found-family member.

“Is this a crush?”
“No, it’s a plush. I don’t want to date her, I just want to do puzzles and talk about life at 2AM.”

by Gr234 April 29, 2025