Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.

"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."

by Xylaphone March 14, 2019

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Peter Withe

Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.

"Peter Withe is a Legend"

"I Wish I Was Peter WIthe"

by Jimbo Russell August 28, 2007

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014