Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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Perfect Service

Perfect Service - Is when you feel like asking a waitress to taste your food because you are afraid that it might actually be perfect.
When I'm yellin "Wait miss!" at the waitress
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP
by Krack® February 02, 2017
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perfect dark

A next generation Japanese p2p client that is claimed to be the successor to Share. The hottest thing to sweep 2ch since Winny!
Did you hear about perfect dark? I finally have a reason to stop using Winny v2.0b7.1.
by MaXim June 23, 2007
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a perfect circle

H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
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Perfect Week

Banging 7 chicks in 7 days. only known succeeder alive today: Barney Stinson.
Barney Stinson had a Perfect Week. personally you are epic if you can do the same.
by God of The Perfect Week February 10, 2011
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Perfect girlfriend

A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.
Alexis you're the perfect girlfriend for me love roy
by fergalicious0:) June 15, 2016
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Perfect Man

Doesn't exist.
by blazinwolf May 06, 2009
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