A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
Perfect Service - Is when you feel like asking a waitress to taste your food because you are afraid that it might actually be perfect.
When I'm yellin "Wait miss!" at the waitress
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP
by Krack® February 02, 2017
A next generation Japanese p2p client that is claimed to be the successor to Share. The hottest thing to sweep 2ch since Winny!
by MaXim June 23, 2007
H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
by God of The Perfect Week February 10, 2011
A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.
by fergalicious0:) June 15, 2016
Doesn't exist.
by blazinwolf May 06, 2009