micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.

“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen”

by goochalini June 9, 2020

pinkum peen

Abnormally small penis

He put his pinkum peen inside her and said “Ohhhh it’s soooo warm”

by SavageBeauty November 10, 2020

Poofy Peen

When you use a penis pump on the side of the shaft to make it appear thicker

Have you tried the Poofy Peen trend? It’s like the Jenner lip challenge but for your dick!

by Biznite November 25, 2020

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021

Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

Lil Peen

A Name referred to someone with a nice package

Lil Peen is straight packing son.

by _TheOneAndOnly_ March 18, 2021