Payton

A poptard ginger that says they'll kill themselves but never go's through with it. Thinks that people are her friends but in reality they all hate her. Only attracts dwarf kids and spectrum kids.

God damn don't we all just hate that carrot top bitch payton.

by Yeahyeah6869 August 16, 2022

Payton

A texas realtor who drives a Jeep, works out a lot and only eats vegan food.

You’re such a Payton

by Las Colinas Suburbs August 25, 2022

payton hornkohl

a half slave

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines”
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”

by poopshole September 2, 2022

Paxton

Hood rich. Gets all the baddies.

Paxton is soo hood rich.

by Hood master September 5, 2022

patroneheadias

A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

Guy 1: patronehedias
Guy 2: What? Are you okay? It sounds like you are having a stroke.

patroneheadias: A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

by jwhadhwhdabdhawdba September 23, 2022

Paxton

Paxton is like cocaine. You are attracted to him even though you don’t know why you originally came to him. You can’t seem to get enough of his crackhead energy. But somehow he’s still the sexiest motherfucker on Earth. And just like cocaine, he will make you go bankrupt.

I can’t believe that you’re still hooked on Paxton, he must be something special. Too bad I am missing out on him.

by NatchieWatchie3000 October 5, 2022

Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022