rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain

Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth

by Eat her out, bloody, Justice December 21, 2015

Patch

Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end

They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz

by Kj4xxx July 28, 2025

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025